Gosh, two blog entries in one day. But apparently the millionth English Word is due anytime now
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8092549.stm
so I thought it would be nice if I could be the one who coined it.
So here we go
Accordiobot- A robot constructed for the specific purpose of playing the accordion
Sploons- Vegetarian spoons used solely for eating lentils
Fruze- That little patch of hair some men get left on the front of their heads when all the hair around has receded.
Hopefully one of those will hit the mark. I’ll keep you posted
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Shouldn’t that patch of hair be called a “spinge”?
I’ve just looked up spinge on Google…
Apparently that word is already taken for something else. Oh my.
Ah. I wasn’t aware of that. I suppose I should have checked before I suggested it. Oops.
Isn’t an accordiobot simply an accordion that plays with itself?
You’re thinking of an accordi-onan-obot